Dainty Like a Fox

clientsfromhell:

I received an email at 3PM on a Thursday asking for a flyer by Monday. 

Me:  I have a full queue right now. To be honest, I don’t quite understand the terminology you’re using. Can we meet tomorrow about this project?

Client:  I’ll be on vacation tomorrow but will be back on Monday.

Me:  So you need this now? 

Client:  Let me know when you have time to talk about it.  How’s Monday?

Me: I thought this needed to be done by Monday. 

Client: Yes.

Like talking to my boss.